There is no one like me for certain. Hehe. Whatever you need? I've got it. If you need a friend? I can be there. I'll listen to your every word and see the world through your eyes. Or? If you would prefer, I can own you. Strip you from your familiarity, and take things into my own hands. If you need to be punished?

Get out of my way while I grab a paddle! And don't forget? I'm a certified grief counselor and am for sure able to provide you the emotional support you crave.