Hello fellas. I'm Piper. It's a fitting name, I guess my parents wanted my name to be a reminder of all the pipe I would lay in my life. Making a joke there. I have a crude sense of humor, a sarcastic mouth, and am unremorseful for what I say. I hope you are up for me. I will tell you how it is. What pleases me in this fucked up world is laughing and sex. Who doesn't like those two perks of life? It's what gets me through it. I speak very directly and do not sugarcoat my words. You will listen to my commands and consider my opinions, although I do not expect you to agree with them. I like people being comfortable with who they are, authentically themselves. We can have a real connection and a good time.